A brief thank-you to the President

Thank you, Mr. President, for producing your birth certificate. Wasn't that easy?

The shame of it all is that it took you so long to respond to a legitimate question from your servants ... oops ... the Americam people.

The reality of it all is - and brace yourself - you aren't that much unlike your predecessor in that you are stubborn to the point of driving people insane. And stubborness is not bad when you are stubborn and right ... but stubborn and wrong? What's the punchline of the joke: "You can't cure stupid!"

But you aren't stupid, sir. You are cunning like a fox, but even the fox gets caught in the hen house.

Now, with the birth certificate issue settled there are no distractions ... the campaign can be about your job performance ... and that would truly scare me if I was one of your supporters. And speaking of issues, I heard you talk about the gas prices and how you were going to do something. You've already made and missed that promise! In fact, you and Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid ALL promised lower gas prices when you got control in Washington.

Well, you got control and lost control and the prices are still high and you're still blaming others. You deliver a great speech, sir, but your follow thru leaves a bit to be desired.